Kennifer, 28, B.A. in Anthropology with an emphasis in archaeology; currently working as a copywriter.

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  • Marc: I got invited to a cute ex-coworker's pool party.
  • Me: Nice.
  • Marc: Damn these moobs! DAMN THEM!
  • Me: Quick, can you get lipo before the pool party?
  • Marc: I was thinking of just showing up in a wetsuit.