I really want that sweater. But I can’t justify spending that much on it when I know I’ll wear it, at most, five times to holiday parties (especially family parties). 
It’s the least Cosby-ish sweater I’ve looked at in probably five years. The tradition is that I always wear a disgustingly campy sweater to every single holiday party I’m invited to. My family just expects it now. I can’t break the tradition! Must keep searching…

I really want that sweater. But I can’t justify spending that much on it when I know I’ll wear it, at most, five times to holiday parties (especially family parties). 

It’s the least Cosby-ish sweater I’ve looked at in probably five years. The tradition is that I always wear a disgustingly campy sweater to every single holiday party I’m invited to. My family just expects it now. I can’t break the tradition! Must keep searching…