February 2011
25 posts
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Feb 1st
January 2011
26 posts
“I was in Italy once, and this old man came up to me and said, ‘I had the best...”
– Gwyneth Paltrow, wondering why we’re all so mean to her about Goop, and proving why we should all be so mean to her about Goop in the same sentence. (via stephenfalk)
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
Jan 25th
Patrick's "Evolution of Laugh"
lol lmao hahaha lmfao bahaha 
Jan 25th
WatchWatch
danmeth: Hardly Working: Animal Sex My latest cartoon for College Humor in which I interview their staff about what type of animals they’d get it on with. I had a blast splicing together my animation with their unrehearsed answers. Featuring Jake Hurwitz, Sarah Schneider, Dan Gurwitch, Patrick Cassels, Josh Ruben, Amir Blumenfeld, and Sam Reich.
Jan 24th
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Boobs, and things.
Me: Carol got us in because we have boobs and vaginas.
Arthur: Well, I have boobs, but I'm missing the second thing.
Me: You have barely-there A cups honey. Would definitely not have helped your cause.
Arthur: Yeah, but so does carol. *burn*
Me: ...OHHHH. She's way prettier than you though.
Arthur: Yeah, I'll give her that.
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
“I bit kids all the time when I was little.”
– Patrick M.
Jan 17th
Good eats!
My self-inflicted mental torture and agony have won out again! I made it on the dean’s list. Now, to rinse and repeat for the spring semester! 
Jan 17th
Jan 16th
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Q&A with the Dalai Lama
Q: We see that mostly good people suffer, and evil people keep enjoying benefits and recognition. How then can one believe in positive daily living? A: In terms of Buddhist philosophy, that kind of observation is shortsighted. Also this sort of conclusion might have been made in haste. If one makes a more detailed analysis, one will find that those troublemakers are definitely not happy. But...
Jan 11th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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“My guilty pleasure is r&b music videos that have a story - sad ones.”
– Conrad
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Some funny childhood memories.
- I always wanted to own a video rental store. It would have been better if I had fantasized about Netflix before someone else did. After the video rental store dream ran its course, I became fixated on the idea of owning a comic book store. An idea I admittedly return to now and then. - I was obsessed with horses from the age of six to about the age of eleven. I didn’t just ask for a pony...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Texting
Funny text messages a friend has gotten from different guys: “Rarrr tiger.” “I wanna pounce you like a jungle cat.” “Sass tiger.” “Rawr.” “Yum.” I think men need to start being more creative. Plus, the pouncing comment has a high creep factor fyi.
Jan 2nd
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