February 2011
25 posts
4 tags
January 2011
26 posts
I was in Italy once, and this old man came up to me and said, ‘I had the best...
– Gwyneth Paltrow, wondering why we’re all so mean to her about Goop, and proving why we should all be so mean to her about Goop in the same sentence. (via stephenfalk)
2 tags
3 tags
4 tags
Patrick's "Evolution of Laugh"
lol
lmao
hahaha
lmfao
bahaha
danmeth:
Hardly Working: Animal Sex
My latest cartoon for College Humor in which I interview their staff about what type of animals they’d get it on with. I had a blast splicing together my animation with their unrehearsed answers. Featuring Jake Hurwitz, Sarah Schneider, Dan Gurwitch, Patrick Cassels, Josh Ruben, Amir Blumenfeld, and Sam Reich.
Boobs, and things.
Me: Carol got us in because we have boobs and vaginas.
Arthur: Well, I have boobs, but I'm missing the second thing.
Me: You have barely-there A cups honey. Would definitely not have helped your cause.
Arthur: Yeah, but so does carol. *burn*
Me: ...OHHHH. She's way prettier than you though.
Arthur: Yeah, I'll give her that.
I bit kids all the time when I was little.
– Patrick M.
Good eats!
My self-inflicted mental torture and agony have won out again! I made it on the dean’s list. Now, to rinse and repeat for the spring semester!
4 tags
Q&A with the Dalai Lama
Q: We see that mostly good people suffer, and evil people keep enjoying benefits and recognition. How then can one believe in positive daily living?
A: In terms of Buddhist philosophy, that kind of observation is shortsighted. Also this sort of conclusion might have been made in haste. If one makes a more detailed analysis, one will find that those troublemakers are definitely not happy. But...
3 tags
My guilty pleasure is r&b music videos that have a story - sad ones.
– Conrad
4 tags
2 tags
Some funny childhood memories.
- I always wanted to own a video rental store. It would have been better if I had fantasized about Netflix before someone else did. After the video rental store dream ran its course, I became fixated on the idea of owning a comic book store. An idea I admittedly return to now and then.
- I was obsessed with horses from the age of six to about the age of eleven. I didn’t just ask for a pony...
1 tag
1 tag
Texting
Funny text messages a friend has gotten from different guys:
“Rarrr tiger.”
“I wanna pounce you like a jungle cat.”
“Sass tiger.”
“Rawr.”
“Yum.”
I think men need to start being more creative. Plus, the pouncing comment has a high creep factor fyi.
2 tags
1 1 11